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1986 ☠ Forever
SEX • DRUGS • ETERNITY — NEW VIDEO EVERY FRIDAY THE 13TH — STILL REFUSING TO TUNE BELOW E STANDARD — DO NOT OPEN THE VAN AFTER MIDNIGHT

Still Louder Than Death

Official online crypt of Sunset Strip legends Fatal Smile.

The Rise, Fall, and Inconvenient Return

Fatal Smile formed behind a liquor store off the Sunset Strip in 1984, when four men with six usable brain cells, nine cans of hairspray, and one shared leather vest realized they could play faster than they could think. By 1985 they were packing clubs, terrifying soundmen, and promising every A&R rep in Los Angeles that their debut record would be “like Dokken in a stolen hearse.”

Their first album, Too Pretty To Die, hit in the summer of 1986. The single “Love Bites Back” received heavy late-night rotation, mostly because the video had motorcycles, fire, a panther, and absolutely no plot. Fatal Smile were loud, dumb, beautiful, dangerous, and exactly famous enough to be given a charter plane.

On November 13th, 1986, after a sold-out show in Denver, the band boarded the Black Ridge charter flight with two roadies, one nervous pilot, one nervous-er co-pilot, a case of vodka, several two-liter bottles of Mountain Dew, and what one survivor later described as “an eight ball per gentleman, minimum.”

At 3:17 AM, witnesses reported seeing the plane explode over the Rockies in a flash of pink-green light. The official cause was listed as “mechanical failure.” Unofficially, the band had mixed vodka, Mountain Dew, hairspray fumes, Colombian enthusiasm, and enough eyeliner to poison a lake.

Fatal Smile were declared dead at dawn.

Three months later, they resumed the tour.

No press conference. No explanation. Same outfits. Same setlist. Same guitar solo. Different smell.

Management insists the band is “alive in the only way that matters: under contract.”

Known Timeline

The Band

Rikki Crypt, undead singer of Fatal Smile
Lead Vocals / Scarf Wrangler

Rikki Crypt

Still works the crowd like every person in the room owes him rent, lipstick, or blood. Known for holding notes long after his lungs technically stopped participating.

Johnny Tombs, undead guitarist of Fatal Smile
Lead Guitar / Dive Bombs

Johnny Tombs

Plays hot pink pointy guitars, refuses to remove chorus from the signal chain, and still believes every song needs a solo that sounds like a motorcycle falling down stairs.

Lexx Rotter, undead bassist of Fatal Smile
Bass / Bad Decisions

Lexx Rotter

The coolest corpse in the room. Rarely speaks, mostly points at people with the bass headstock and looks disappointed that they are still breathing.

Taz Grave, undead drummer of Fatal Smile
Drums / Structural Damage

Taz Grave

Technically died twice: once in the crash and once during a 17-minute drum solo in Toledo. Both times, the crowd demanded an encore.

Post-Crash Interview Excerpts

Hit Parader, May 1987: “Rikki, there are rumors you died in the crash.”

Rikki Crypt: “Baby, everybody dies. Not everybody gets a second leg of the tour.”

Metal Edge, 1988: “Johnny, your tone seems harsher now.”

Johnny Tombs: “That’s the mountain air, man. Also I can’t feel my hands, so I just turn everything up.”

Backstage, Cincinnati, 1989: “Lexx, how has death changed your approach to bass?”

Lexx Rotter: “More mids. Less fear.”

Modern Drummer, 1990: “Taz, what keeps you going?”

Taz Grave: “Spite. Reverb. Mountain Dew. The snare is also haunted.”

Local News, 1994: “Are your concerts safe for minors?”

Management: “Safer than the plane was.”

Discography

Debut Album, Tonight We Own the Night

Mausoleum Tour Dates

No refunds unless you are bitten before the guitar solo.

Guestbook

“Saw them open for Ratt in ’86. Saw them again last year. Bass player looks better now.” — skullz4u1988

“My mom said they were dead. My dad said they were underrated.” — denimcrypt

“Why does the singer keep dedicating songs to ‘all the ladies still breathing tonight’?” — concernedbutrocking

“Five stars. Merch table smelled cursed.” — mausoleum_melissa